Review: Smirnoff Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow Vodkas

Review: Smirnoff Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow Vodkas

OK, we’re fully into goofball territory now. Smirnoff’s latest flavors are full-on panty peeler, no bones about it, loaded with sugar, certainly full of artificial flavors, and dialed back to 60 proof so you can’t taste the alcohol. At all.

Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka – Sure, I’ll buy that. It’s more caramelized sugar than whipped cream. Baked Alaska or crispy creme brulee crust, with a distinct coconut vibe, instead of Reddy Whip. That said, it’s so sweet that any sense of “vodka” all but vanishes into the dessert course here. Add to coffee, hot chocolate, or your insulin shot. B [BUY IT NOW FROM DRIZLY]

Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka – Are we done? We are not done. Because while I’ve tried whipped cream vodkas before, here comes the first marshmallow-flavored vodka I’ve ever tried. Fluffed isn’t right: Like the Whipped Cream version, there’s a burnt character here. This is toasted marshmallow, not fluffed marshmallow. I swear you can taste the stick that’s impaling the marshmallow and holding it over the campfire. I think this is a little more complex, and ultimately a bit more interesting — for a crazy girl drink vodka, anyway. B+ [BUY IT NOW FROM DRIZLY]

$14 each / smirnoff.com

Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka

$14
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Rating

8.0/10

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5 Comments

  1. tablemanto on December 3, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    www,thebaldbartender.com I echo the “are we done yet” sentiments, especially when it comes to flavored vodkas. I became known for my original drinks, before infused vodkas. Now, there are bartenders, who believe that by mixing infused vodkas & cranberry, they developed an original drink. My best infused vodka drink, is called “Tony’s Twisted Tea”, and the recipe is located at ……….
    http://www.thebaldbartender.com/recipes

  2. tablemanto on December 6, 2011 at 3:12 am

    gave wrong address for Tony’s Twisted Tea…go to
    http://www.thebaldbartender.com/recipes.html

  3. Nick on March 8, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    I came to this page for a vodka review, not sexist douchebaggery.

  4. Anonymous on September 21, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Fantastic review.

  5. Jeff McGinn on October 21, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    Next-level review.

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