Review: Hard Luck Candy Flavored Vodkas

Review: Hard Luck Candy Flavored Vodkas

Hard Luck Candy, from Michigan (Temperance, Michigan, actually!), doesn’t mess around with typical lemon, orange, or even coconut vodkas: It goes straight for the jugular, with four candy-inspired concoctions. All are 70 proof, distilled from grain, and, rest assured, give you more than your daily allowance of artificial coloring. Warning: These are all very sweet vodkas, designed for shots, dessert drinks, and frat parties. They are reviewed here not as substitutes for a post-tasting-menu digestif, but with their intended audience in mind.

Hard Luck Candy Orange Dream Vodka – Flavored with orange and vanilla, much like a Creamsicle. That’s a perfect descriptor for this infused spirit, and Hard Luck Candy hits it right on the nose, all the way down to the creamy, mouth-filling body. Easygoing and smooth. A- [BUY IT NOW FROM DRIZLY]

Hard Luck Candy Lemon Drop Vodka – I spoke too soon: There is a lemon vodka, lemon drop, rather. Hard Luck gets the sourness just about right, but the antifreeze green/yellow color is off-putting and scary. Quite a harsh finish on this one, too. B-

Hard Luck Candy Red Fish Vodka – Just what you’re thinking, a shocking-red spirit that would taste a lot like cough syrup if it wasn’t so amazingly sweet. Again, an uncanny resemblance to Swedish Fish, but the nose is on the hard side. B [BUY IT NOW FROM DRIZLY]

Hard Luck Candy Root Beer Barrel Vodka – Overwhelming root beer soda character on the nose and the tongue. Smooth and authentic, with cinnamon, licorice, and lots of sugar. Surprisingly smooth. I expect fans of actual root beer will be bowled over by this one (though I’m not the world’s biggest root beer fanatic). B+ [BUY IT NOW FROM DRIZLY]

about $20 each

Hard Luck Candy Orange Dream Vodka

$20
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Rating

7.0/10

3 Comments

  1. Linda Lockwood on June 25, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Help. Please help. I live in Missouri and cannot find Hard Luck Candy flavored vodka anywhere. I saw that the Hard Luck Lounge in Grosse Point MI is closed. Does that mean the HLC distributor is “closed” as well? I am SO bummed. Thanks in advance for your reply. Linda

  2. Anonymous on November 9, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Sorry Linda, bought the last 20 bottles just last year from Cali, was all they had left in their warehouse :D

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