Monthly Archives: September 2010

Review: Ketel One Oranje Vodka

Take Ketel One‘s standard wheat-based, pot-distilled vodka from Holland and add some orange distillate. You now have Ketel One Oranje, a clear spirit at 80 proof with the Cosmo croud distinctly in mind.

Ketel One Oranje is old-school orange-flavored vodka, meaning it’s more bitter than sweet. Oranje is orange peel all the way, and it’s definitely a mixer. Anyone drinking this on the rocks will find it closer to an after-dinner tonic than a fruity libation fit for the beach.

That said, I enjoy Oranje’s pedigree and its authenticity. This is an honest orange-flavored infusion, in the end. It’s just not a very versatile one.

B / $22 / ketelone.com

Ketel One Oranje vodka Review: Ketel One Oranje Vodka

Review: Conway Family Deep Sea Wines

Under its Deep Sea label, Conway Family Wines produces a passel of products. In our sampling, quality was all over the map, with a couple certainly worth a try.

2009 Deep Sea Sea Flower Dry Rose – Strawberries and perfume in this rose of Grenache (68%) and Syrah (38%), though the finish is a bit thin. As modern roses go, this one is refreshing but on the simple side.  B / $25

2008 Deep Sea Chardonnay Bien Nacido Vineyard Santa Maria Valley – 15 months in oak give this Chardonnay an incredible amount of wood character. It’s like drinking the residue from a wood chipper, it’s so overdone. If you can get past it, you’ll find intense honey and heather notes in there, but the balance is all wrong. It’s too sweet, too smoky, and far too heavy. Not at all for me. D+ / $34

2008 Deep Sea Red Central Coast – A bizarre blend: Syrah 74.3%, Petite Sirah 13.5%, Lagrein 5.8%, Merlot 3.7%, and Mourvèdre 2.6%. Whoa. Ultra-jammy, this is distinctly Syrah-focused with an overwhelming fruitiness and sweetness that it’s a little difficult to really get a handle on. Tastes young and quite simple, but the vegetal notes on the nose — from the Lagrein, perhaps? — don’t serve it well. C / $28

2008 Deep Sea Pinot Noir Santa Rita Hills – The best wine in the bunch reviewed here, a classic and almost elegant Pinot Noir, though not as big as most Santa Barbara Pinots tend to be. Light cherry notes on a moderate to light body, with mild earth notes playing backup. Easy to like, though uncomplicated. B+ / $36

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deep sea red wine 2008 Review: Conway Family Deep Sea Wines

Review: Magners Irish Cider

I’ll admit that I’m not a great connoisseur of cider (hence sticking this in the “beer” category), so take my comments with a grain of salt — or a few apple seeds, perhaps.

Basically juice for grown-ups, cider is essentially fermented apple juice. Magners hails from Ireland and weighs in at an average 4.5% alcohol by volume. The juice comes from a whopping 17 varieties of apple, though I would challenge you to pick out any of them at all in the final blend.

In taste, Magners lives up to its recipe — simple, lightly sparkling apple juice with a very little buzz and a malty finish. It’s reasonably refreshing, but not very complicated. Ultimately it reminds me too much of my kids’ juice to merit sustained drinking.

One item of curiosity: Magners includes a Nutrition Facts label on the back, which I never see on alcoholic beverages at all. The tape: 125 calories, with 11 grams of sugar. Not too bad, really.

B / $10 per six-pack of 11.2-oz. bottles / magners.com

Magners cider Review: Magners Irish Cider

Review: Wodka Vodka

Don’t let the rustic label fool you: Wodka is cheap-as-hell vodka. It’s $9 a handle, that’s how inexpensive it is.

And yet Wodka has pedigree. It’s imported from Poland and distilled from rye, which makes it considerably ahead in the game.

The stuff is legit. Classically structured, it offers bracing yet pleasant medicinal notes, and a sweetish core. Herbal notes of lavender and rosemary are present, as are some malt-like characteristics, presumably from the rye. The vodka is overall in balance and works well from start to finish.

It is easy to make bad vodka. But it is not that hard to make good vodka. Wodka proves that with a little care and attention, quality vodka can be produced that needn’t cost $25 a bottle. Even if you don’t see it on the top shelf (and won’t call it at a bar because the drink you get will cost more than a full bottle of the stuff), this is a vodka that wholly deserves our admiration.

A- / $9 / ilovewodka.com

wodka vodka Review: Wodka Vodka

Review: Voyant Chai Cream Liqueur

Voyant is not your typical Bailey’s knockoff — and there are many — nor is it another off-brand version of Kahlua. It is rather exactly what it claims to be: A liqueur designed to mimic milky chai tea.

It is indeed a very credible simulacrum of boozy chai — with cinnamon, cloves, and a milky consistency and color. While I wonder what teetotalling Indians might think of tea being spiked this way — it’s a paltry 25 proof, less alcoholic than most wine — for us tippling Americans, it’s good stuff.

It’s more than just spiked tea and milk, mind you. The company claims “Aged Virgin Island Rum, Fresh Dutch Cream, Black Tea from India, Premium Spirits from Holland and a Distinctive Blend of Spices from Asia” are in the mix. I don’t get any rum — or much tea flavor, to be honest — from the concoction, but it’s smooth, just the right level of sweet, and nicely spicy without being a gut-puncher. It’s complex, but not overwhelming. Just about perfect.

My only real complaint with Voyant is with the bottle. The spirit must be refrigerated after opening, but the oversized bottle doesn’t come close to fitting on any shelf in my fridge. Seriously, folks, if you’re going to require something be put in the fridge, at lease make sure it’ll fit!

A- / $22 / voyantchai.com

voyant chai cream liqueur Review: Voyant Chai Cream Liqueur

Review: Revel Stoke Spiced Whisky

You got your spiced rum… well now you got your spiced whiskey, too!.

From Phillips Distilling in Minnesota comes Revel Stoke, a Canadian Whisky with “spice and other natural flavors” added. Relaunched after years of absence from the shelves (it was originally released in 2000 and was often written as “Revelstoke”), the cult classic (as the company refers to it) is just returning to the market this month.

If I served this to you and told you it was spiced rum, my hunch is that you’d never know the difference. Sweet but a little cloying, it offers big vanilla notes, with cinnamon and a little cherry spicing it up. The spice level is actually just about perfect, really.

What’s missing, though, is any sense of whiskey here. The spice and sweetness overshadows any of those corn or grain characters that give whiskey its nuance, and aside from the vanilla notes, even any woodiness from barrel aging is tough to get in this spirit. Worth a look if you’re a spiced rum fan on the hunt for something different.

90 proof.

B+ / $TBD / revelstokewhisky.com

Revel Stoke spiced whisky Review: Revel Stoke Spiced Whisky

Review: Tequila Espolon

This tequila brand, from the Jalisco Highlands, has been absent from the U.S. market after several years of exile. Now repackaged in squat bottles with wild, “Dance of the Dead”-inspired imagery depicting Mexican history on the labels, these 100% agave tequilas are being offered in both blanco and reposado expressions. The company also lays claim to a longer agave roasting process and a longer distilling time than other tequila makers. Both are 80 proof.

Here are some thoughts on both expressions.

Espolon Blanco Tequila is hefty with agave character, peppery but with a smooth, silky body. The finish brings up more pepper and heat than I’d like. Little hints of vanilla in the body make this more complex than you’d expect at a price level like this. Not quite a knockout, but definitely worth a try. A- / $25

Espolon Reposado Tequila is aged six months, quite a bit of time amongst modern reposados which spend half that time in barrels if they’re lucky. Definitely a kissing cousin of the blanco, this expression is smoothed out, and has the agave knocked down a few pegs, letting vanilla and some caramel notes come to the surface. Nice, easy finish. An incredible bargain — it’s actually the same price as the blanco. A winner.  A / $25

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tequila espolon Review: Tequila Espolon

Review: 2006 Catena Zapata Catena Alta Malbec Mendoza

An outstanding Argentinan Malbec, this wine is made from grapes harvested from four different estate vineyards, each at a different elevation in Mendoza, ranging from 2,850 feet to 4,725 feet. The result is an eye-opener, an intense yet fruit-forward wine with cherry and plum notes and a thick, vibrant licorice core. That sounds gross, I know, but Catena Alta is lush and perfectly balanced, great both on its own and with food, light in body yet long on the finish. A rare impressive exemplar of this grape.

A / $40 / catenawines.com

catena alba malbec Review: 2006 Catena Zapata Catena Alta Malbec Mendoza

Review: Aged Rums from Dos Maderas

These unique rums hail from Guyana and Barbados, and after aging there for five years they’re shipped to Spain for finishing in Sherry barrels. The amount and type of said finishing is what distinguishes the two rums from one another, and the end result couldn’t be more different.

Dos Maderas Aged Rum 5+3 – As noted above, the rums in this bottling are sourced from Guyana and Barbados and aged there for five years, then finished for three years in 20-year-old “Dos Cortados” Sherry butts in Spain. The result is an old rum with good body, with moderate sweetness. Despite the age evident on the palate, the oak is not overdone, giving vanilla and nutty flavors to the spirit. The finish is a bit harsher than I’d like, but on the whole it’s a great little rum. 80 proof. A- / $32

Dos Maderas P.X. Aged Rum 5+5 (pictured) – Take the 5+3 and age it for two more years in 20-year-old “Don Guido” Pedro Ximinez barrels, “triple aging” it if you will, and you have PX 5+5. The rum is much darker in color, and features a much, much different flavor. Unlike the tougher 5+3, P.X. is extremely sweet, and is powerful with strong notes of cola and raisin. Long, and even sweeter, on the finish than its kid brother — in fact it’s so sweet it comes across as candied. All those aged rum flavors like nuts and wood are present in the body, but here they come across as sugar-coated. A- / $43

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dos maderas px 5 + 5 rum Review: Aged Rums from Dos Maderas

Review: Three New Gruner Veltliners

Three new Gruner Veltliner white wines from our friends in Austria, all very low in alcohol and worthy of attention!

2008 Zantho Gruner Veltliner – A very crisp wine, with apple, lemon, and some peach notes. Very light body, and just 11.5% alcohol by volume, with a simple and light finish. Quite refreshing. Sealed with a glass “cork.” A- / $8

2009 Domane Wachau Terrassen Federspiel Gruner Veltliner – A bigger spin on Gruner, more tart than Zantho’s offering. Less refined, with mineral and fruit characters that are a little out of balance, but still a solid wine. 12.5% alcohol, making this the brute of the bunch. B+ / $16

2009 Fred Loimer “Lois” Gruner Veltliner – The zippiest and most vibrant of the bunch, a fresh and zesty wine with lots of minerality, with tropical character — mango and especially pineapple notes. A very light sweetness. 12% alcohol. A / $15